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Why Airlines Should Add Champoffee 🥂

Konrad Tillman

Intro


If you have been following this blog for a minute, you might have picked up on this drink that I have begun to rant and rave about: Champoffee. Well, what is champoffee?


Champoffee is a combination of drinks that I somehow stumbled across one day on a flight when I woke up in United Polaris and asked for a glass of champagne and a cup of coffee. Somehow, the name Champoffee caught on...


Champoffee


Champoffee is perhaps like no other combination of drinks in the world. With a light-hearted kick from the champagne and a sensational buzz from the coffee on the side, you will be left feeling miraculous for the day ahead.


Whether or not you have a morning meeting to go to in Manhattan or are getting ready to land in Bora Bora for your honeymoon, Champoffee is the answer.


Champoffee
Champoffee

Having experimented with all sorts of drinks in the past (eventually coming up with an infamous cocktail in Bali when I volunteered as a bartender for a while), Champoffee might be the greatest invention. Simply ask for a cup of coffee, and in a separate glass, ask for a glass of champagne.


You have one sip of the champagne, letting the aromas fulfill the mouth, and then have a sip of your coffee afterwards. It's not complicated; it's actually quite simple!


The Reviews


I have long been a preacher of champoffee throughout multiple social media platforms, and thus, a couple of my friends have decided to try it out. The reviews have been nothing short of exceptional from every angle.


The capital letters were based on my excitement for the review 😅
The capital letters were based on my excitement for the review 😅

This is just one of the many reviews (okay, not that many, no more than 15, haha) that have come across my plate. Considering airlines fly a lot of leisure routes (as well as business routes), I could see there being a market for champoffee being offered on the breakfast menu.


One day, I hope to get onboard a plane and here:


"Mr. Jettoajet, may I get you a champoffee to get started."


And that will be the day...


Final Thoughts


If you happen to be getting on board a business-class flight anytime soon, I highly recommend trying out Champoffee. It is perfect in every way, whether you are heading in for a meeting when you land, beginning your vacation, or simply just want to have a great day: champoffee is the way.

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